Thank you for coming to AssMan Reports, this is a site where we explore an alternate 2013/14 season for Manchester United, after sir Alex Ferguson retired, David Moyes was set to take over the reigns, however in this universe, the Glazers took one look at Moyes and sent him packing in order to add some spice to the team.
Just two days after sir Alex retired, Carles Halcón was named as his successor, this shocked many in the media and the supporters were concerned about his lack of experience coaching a big team.
This totally real and not at all fake news site will be following Halcón this season to see can he fill the shoes of the greatest manager in history. We will be providing weekly reports and highlights of the games.
There are whispers that there might be a documentary in the works about Halcón’s first season at the club, we will provide updates as we are given more information on the topic.